Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do “If you do things right, people won't be sure you've doneanything at all.” - God on Futurama
Sound familiar. No? Come on? Okay fine. Anyway, this is a good thing, because it is very very true. Believe me I know of what it is I speak. Or do I?
Off to do something, maybe? Who knows nothing of importance I know that much! :-)
Be forwarned, the views expressed in this email are not necessarily: spelled correctly, fully thought out, grammatically correct, or even understandable. Also only take seriously the sentences you deem to be worth knowing. Also the views expressed here are not necessarily those of you, or thier creator (me), whether or not I actually wrote them. Basically this is meant to be a non literal trip down the street of disillusionment, disappointment, and disgust, for you, me and whatever else this turns into. Also everything I write probably also does/doesn't apply to me as well. There I said it, you happy? And just rememeber you don't have to read this, I am in no way making you read this, and you can if you want to delete it right now.
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Hello All,
Now you may be wondering, why the hell did Ben just send me an email? Well let me answer. I was bored one day and have decided that every few days I will send everyone an email, whether or not you want me to. Most of you people are on my contact list for one reason or another and so you are my targets, victims, peons, etc., etc., ..... Anyway, now that I have lost your attention, if you were on my contact list and did not get this email, then you are just not important or you are I am not really sure. Basically I want to do something similar to someone else on this contact list, but instead continue it. I am going to be talking mostly about what is on my mind, so pretty much nothing interjected with pointless drivle and all the good stuff removed, because you don't need to know about that. Today's crap is mostly about some stuff I have seen recently. Now has anyone ever taken the time to consider the real meaning of things, as opposed to taking them for face value? Well why the hell have you been wasting your time? You stupid bastard. If television and movies have taught me anything, and they have, It is that nothing has a deeper meaning anymore. Everything is taken at face value and past that it is all pointless conjecture. Take for example, well I don't have one, but I am sure my drabble is in some sense meaningless. Further, I ask of you to question your place. I won't tell you what I mean by that because you should just know. Remember this in coming up with your thoughs, nothing happens that happens, unless the thoughts are yours. So have you decided yet, well let me tell you, IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU are not worth what you think you are. YOU are worthless by comparison. YOU mean nothing to no one. YOU are one person of literally BILLIONS. SO IT DOES NOT MATTER. If it all ended tomorrow, would it make any difference? No, probably not in the slightest. At this point the paper is being saved as a draft and will be contined in a few hours so the tone may or may not change. Back. Okay, well I just got done with class and ate some lunch so I am little bit more agreeable at this moment. In Hindsight some of my previous comments were cold and bitter, but tough, I may or may not have meant them. Anyway, continuing, it has come to my attention in general practice that no one really takes the time to right some things out in chat rooms and using IM prorgrams. Why IS THAT? IS it so DAMN hard to type a complete coherent. Obviously it is, as I did forget the word sentence in the last sentence, however that was done on purpose for the sake of emphasis. I do that a lot you see, attempt to cloak my messages with humour, metaphor and other tools of the English language. Don't ask me why. IT IS JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE! Remember EVERY GOD DAMNED THING should be taken at face value and no deeper, because that, ladies and gentleman, boy and girls, is the way the WORLD works. By the by, you may have noticed I like to CAPATALIZE certain words and I am doing this for no partiicular reason, that and emphasis. Okay, that is it. Or is it? By the by, by the by is something I say in place of by the way or also. ALSO: 1) Send a replies to me only if there is one thing people hate more than mass mailings it is more mass mailings. 2) If there is anyone else you want me to include in my mailing list just send me their email address and all will be well.
Keeper of the filth; Porvayer of Stupidity; Emporer of the Flying Zebra Haven of Warbenekar;
Ben Warriner
=By the By: Should anyone want a GMAIL accout, or knows any person alive or dead, animal alive or dead, object real or imaginary,nreligous symbol/deity/mesiah-like-figure or any bull plop in that field, or any thing which man has yet to think of and they have a valid email address, I will be more than happy to send an invitation their way.=
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar
American Humorist (1899 - 1995)