It smells like Diarrhea

So guess who comes into the apartment and says, "It smells like Diarrhea!" If you said anything other than, "that annoying bitch" then you'd be wrong. Yup folks it seems that all is not well in the world of cows and something smells like "Diarrhea." Now we had imitation crab meat and pasta for dinner. Separately these smell like imitation crab meat and pasta. Together they still smell like imitation crab meat and pasta. No where in the process of ingesting them do they smell like "Diarrhea!" Oh well, what do I know.

Then, GASP!! OMG!! The annoying cow does the dishes. Yes that's right, she actually cleaned up, for once. Really. I mean it!! WOW!!

I am sorry she just makes me SO mad.

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