Paper work, my God the paper work

all these things you need. it is such a stupid hassle.
I hate it when things don't go your way.
also I hate it because well, I wasted a perfectly good day.
Oh well, I'll be home soon.
YAY!!

For those of you who can't read french...

...Good, because I am writing this in English, so it doesn't matter.

First Matter:
1) Sorry for not updating recently, I have had PC issues. They are resolved. YAY!! Anyway, hats off to me...

2)The link in the title is a great website. Visit it and you'll agree. Lots of downloads.

3)JENGA!! There it is!!

4)Tofu and/or Rice and Mushrooms formed into a patty are not a replacement for meat. Okay!!

Enough comments/complaining.

Okay now something I noted there is a big diff between 3DMark01 and 03. An even bigger between 3DMark03 and 05, and a noticeable difference between 3DMark05 and 06. Of course that is all because of my PC. It sucks. I mean it is rather lame ass. I only have a 9600 AIW Radeon (I think it is actually a 9600XT, but don't know). Though my Proc is a 3200 p4 (Northwood C) plus the oblig 512 MB some odd memory, of course I have 1 GB, but I had to RMA a stick. What can I say, geeks sucks.

What else. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is teh BEST flash movie EVAR!! Look for it at UltimateShowdown.org or Albino Blacksheep. Either is good.

Also Comp Org, those bastards!!!

Okay they asked us to construct an AND function using OR gates only, which you can't do, so on my paper I turned it, my answer was "??" and it turns out the correct answer is "We can not make an AND function using only OR gates. THOSE BASTARDS!!

Well, that is all for today. Good night, Good Morning, Good Day, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening. Depending on when/where you are when you read this!!

An Interesting Email

Slightly modified, for purposes of my blog.

~ TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST ~
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Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.

Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions ! very closely. Do not cheat.
MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!

A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.

Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.

Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

You will need it at the end .This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember - no one sees this but you.

1) Put the following 5 animals in the
order of your preference:
Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

2) Write one word that describes each one of the following:
Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.

3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice.

Name just one person for each color:

Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.

4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.

FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing,

REPEAT your wish.
ANSWERS:

1) This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY

2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implies your ownlife.

3) Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life.

4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

I cut off the end because it isn't really important as this isn't an email...

First Message

Be forwarned, the views expressed in this email are not necessarily: spelled correctly, fully thought out, grammatically correct, or even understandable. Also only take seriously the sentences you deem to be worth knowing. Also the views expressed here are not necessarily those of you, or thier creator (me), whether or not I actually wrote them. Basically this is meant to be a non literal trip down the street of disillusionment, disappointment, and disgust, for you, me and whatever else this turns into. Also everything I write probably also does/doesn't apply to me as well. There I said it, you happy? And just rememeber you don't have to read this, I am in no way making you read this, and you can if you want to delete it right now.
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Hello All,
Now you may be wondering, why the hell did Ben just send me an email? Well let me answer. I was bored one day and have decided that every few days I will send everyone an email, whether or not you want me to. Most of you people are on my contact list for one reason or another and so you are my targets, victims, peons, etc., etc., ..... Anyway, now that I have lost your attention, if you were on my contact list and did not get this email, then you are just not important or you are I am not really sure. Basically I want to do something similar to someone else on this contact list, but instead continue it. I am going to be talking mostly about what is on my mind, so pretty much nothing interjected with pointless drivle and all the good stuff removed, because you don't need to know about that. Today's crap is mostly about some stuff I have seen recently. Now has anyone ever taken the time to consider the real meaning of things, as opposed to taking them for face value? Well why the hell have you been wasting your time? You stupid bastard. If television and movies have taught me anything, and they have, It is that nothing has a deeper meaning anymore. Everything is taken at face value and past that it is all pointless conjecture. Take for example, well I don't have one, but I am sure my drabble is in some sense meaningless. Further, I ask of you to question your place. I won't tell you what I mean by that because you should just know. Remember this in coming up with your thoughs, nothing happens that happens, unless the thoughts are yours. So have you decided yet, well let me tell you, IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU are not worth what you think you are. YOU are worthless by comparison. YOU mean nothing to no one. YOU are one person of literally BILLIONS. SO IT DOES NOT MATTER. If it all ended tomorrow, would it make any difference? No, probably not in the slightest. At this point the paper is being saved as a draft and will be contined in a few hours so the tone may or may not change. Back. Okay, well I just got done with class and ate some lunch so I am little bit more agreeable at this moment. In Hindsight some of my previous comments were cold and bitter, but tough, I may or may not have meant them. Anyway, continuing, it has come to my attention in general practice that no one really takes the time to right some things out in chat rooms and using IM prorgrams. Why IS THAT? IS it so DAMN hard to type a complete coherent. Obviously it is, as I did forget the word sentence in the last sentence, however that was done on purpose for the sake of emphasis. I do that a lot you see, attempt to cloak my messages with humour, metaphor and other tools of the English language. Don't ask me why. IT IS JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE! Remember EVERY GOD DAMNED THING should be taken at face value and no deeper, because that, ladies and gentleman, boy and girls, is the way the WORLD works. By the by, you may have noticed I like to CAPATALIZE certain words and I am doing this for no partiicular reason, that and emphasis. Okay, that is it. Or is it? By the by, by the by is something I say in place of by the way or also. ALSO: 1) Send a replies to me only if there is one thing people hate more than mass mailings it is more mass mailings. 2) If there is anyone else you want me to include in my mailing list just send me their email address and all will be well.

Keeper of the filth; Porvayer of Stupidity; Emporer of the Flying Zebra Haven of Warbenekar;
Ben Warriner
=By the By: Should anyone want a GMAIL accout, or knows any person alive or dead, animal alive or dead, object real or imaginary,nreligous symbol/deity/mesiah-like-figure or any bull plop in that field, or any thing which man has yet to think of and they have a valid email address, I will be more than happy to send an invitation their way.=
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar
American Humorist (1899 - 1995)