nothing ever works

You know, nothing works how it should

What?!?!?

Okay, It Seems that I wasn't too clear. It seems that no one understands what I am talking about. So now I am changing the business of this blog. I am gonna talk about pretty much nothing. I will vent and fume and etc, bla, bla, bla. I mean honestly you guys just don't care do you? I could be dead for all you know and you would have no problem with that all.

What do I care. I am just going to talk about stuff, and things. I should not need to be more specific. Being a vengful pain in the ass isn't me. What do I care.

Anyway. Tomorrow, and probably everyday hence, I will just talk about whatever it is I want to to talk about. Whether or not any cares or even bothers to look.

That is all for today. Nice and short.

WHAT NOW?

Be forwarned, the views expressed in this email are not necessarily: spelled correctly, fully thought out, grammatically correct, or even understandable. Also only take seriously the sentences you deem to be worth knowing. Also the views expressed here are not necessarily those of you, or thier creator (me), whether or not I actually wrote them. Basically this is meant to be a non literal trip down the street of disillusionment, disappointment, and disgust, for you, me and whatever else this turns into. Also everything I write probably also does/doesn't apply to me as well. There I said it, you happy? And just rememeber you don't have to read this, I am in no way making you read this, and you can if you want to delete it right now.

I can say no more, but after much badgering and complaints I have decided to create a damn blog within which I will catalog these messages, though what I told the people who complained was I would just do the blog thing, instead I will simultaneously post to my blog and then email everyone on the list. I think that is the stupidest way to do it. By the by, let me explain something, my standards are no longer what they used to be. I have become a devout realist and realise how bad everything really is. So now I will just complain about it in my own special way. I have given up hope on everything and I have been disillusioned. I have learned nothing matters, and all is lost.

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The above came from an email I wrote to someone after their reply from my orignial message.
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Now we get to the point where I talk about more plop.

I don't know, I think my biggest problem is this is not what I had expected it to be. This IS NOT RIGHT. THIS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG!
Anyway, I am sure others have the same feeling, or at least have though similar things. What do I know. I don't know anything and that is just the thing. NOTHING, not a damn thing. I am nothing more than a peon, but so are THEY, those bastards. Let me tell you something, what place do they have to tell me or anyone anything? WHAT RIGHT IS IT THAT THEY HAVE THAY i DO NOT?

....calm down....gotta calm down....all is well....all is good.....okay.......

NOW! Why are we indoctrinated from birth to believe things that are false, given hope, or religion, or other things like that. Sure some of YOU might think that these things exist, but they don't. THIS IS IT, THIS IS ALL, THAT IS EVERYTHING. there i said it. you happy? Does it bother, scare, or hurt you? TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH. GET OVER IT. Now if you are like me, you realise that this is it then and this is all and with that you have no problems.

This is all I have to say right now...more will come be sure of that, and oh yes, this time I use multiple paragraphs, now stop complaining about it. REMEMBER YOU DIDN"T HAVE TO READ THIS!.

First Message

Be forwarned, the views expressed in this email are not necessarily: spelled correctly, fully thought out, grammatically correct, or even understandable. Also only take seriously the sentences you deem to be worth knowing. Also the views expressed here are not necessarily those of you, or thier creator (me), whether or not I actually wrote them. Basically this is meant to be a non literal trip down the street of disillusionment, disappointment, and disgust, for you, me and whatever else this turns into. Also everything I write probably also does/doesn't apply to me as well. There I said it, you happy? And just rememeber you don't have to read this, I am in no way making you read this, and you can if you want to delete it right now.
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Hello All,
Now you may be wondering, why the hell did Ben just send me an email? Well let me answer. I was bored one day and have decided that every few days I will send everyone an email, whether or not you want me to. Most of you people are on my contact list for one reason or another and so you are my targets, victims, peons, etc., etc., ..... Anyway, now that I have lost your attention, if you were on my contact list and did not get this email, then you are just not important or you are I am not really sure. Basically I want to do something similar to someone else on this contact list, but instead continue it. I am going to be talking mostly about what is on my mind, so pretty much nothing interjected with pointless drivle and all the good stuff removed, because you don't need to know about that. Today's crap is mostly about some stuff I have seen recently. Now has anyone ever taken the time to consider the real meaning of things, as opposed to taking them for face value? Well why the hell have you been wasting your time? You stupid bastard. If television and movies have taught me anything, and they have, It is that nothing has a deeper meaning anymore. Everything is taken at face value and past that it is all pointless conjecture. Take for example, well I don't have one, but I am sure my drabble is in some sense meaningless. Further, I ask of you to question your place. I won't tell you what I mean by that because you should just know. Remember this in coming up with your thoughs, nothing happens that happens, unless the thoughts are yours. So have you decided yet, well let me tell you, IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU are not worth what you think you are. YOU are worthless by comparison. YOU mean nothing to no one. YOU are one person of literally BILLIONS. SO IT DOES NOT MATTER. If it all ended tomorrow, would it make any difference? No, probably not in the slightest. At this point the paper is being saved as a draft and will be contined in a few hours so the tone may or may not change. Back. Okay, well I just got done with class and ate some lunch so I am little bit more agreeable at this moment. In Hindsight some of my previous comments were cold and bitter, but tough, I may or may not have meant them. Anyway, continuing, it has come to my attention in general practice that no one really takes the time to right some things out in chat rooms and using IM prorgrams. Why IS THAT? IS it so DAMN hard to type a complete coherent. Obviously it is, as I did forget the word sentence in the last sentence, however that was done on purpose for the sake of emphasis. I do that a lot you see, attempt to cloak my messages with humour, metaphor and other tools of the English language. Don't ask me why. IT IS JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE! Remember EVERY GOD DAMNED THING should be taken at face value and no deeper, because that, ladies and gentleman, boy and girls, is the way the WORLD works. By the by, you may have noticed I like to CAPATALIZE certain words and I am doing this for no partiicular reason, that and emphasis. Okay, that is it. Or is it? By the by, by the by is something I say in place of by the way or also. ALSO: 1) Send a replies to me only if there is one thing people hate more than mass mailings it is more mass mailings. 2) If there is anyone else you want me to include in my mailing list just send me their email address and all will be well.

Keeper of the filth; Porvayer of Stupidity; Emporer of the Flying Zebra Haven of Warbenekar;
Ben Warriner
=By the By: Should anyone want a GMAIL accout, or knows any person alive or dead, animal alive or dead, object real or imaginary,nreligous symbol/deity/mesiah-like-figure or any bull plop in that field, or any thing which man has yet to think of and they have a valid email address, I will be more than happy to send an invitation their way.=
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar
American Humorist (1899 - 1995)