Some pondering and observations...

Ignorance is bliss only if you don't hurt others in the process...

The only difference between an insult and a joke is who you tell it to...

There can be too much of a good thing, but doesn't mean you should complain about it...

The Burger King guy is the scariest mofo on the earth...

Disco isn't coming back, but it never really left, it just became unpopular...

No one really knows what they are talking about, its all bull sh**...

Hot dog buns come in packs of 8 and hot dogs come in packs of 10...

Songs don't get old, they just get annoying, but really they just become classics...

Just because someone says Merry Christmas, doesn't mean their trying to Christianize you...

Just because someone says Happy Holidays, doesn't mean their trying to take away your Christianity...

Once a wanker, always a wanker...

One man's opinion is just that, don't take anyone seriously...

Just because you saw it on TV doesn't mean you can do it, but I am not telling you not try, the gene pool could always use some weeding out...

Gay and Hate are over used today. I hate it when people are gay and use hate and gay way too often to describe things they do not hate or are in fact not gay...

Newer does not necessarily mean better. Stick with what you have and figure out what you need, not what you want. You'll just waste all your money that way...

Lists are annoying...

Music is just as good if you listen to it quietly or at a reasonable volume as opposed to making my ceiling or floor shake...

Don't claim to know something is true, instead claim to know why something is true...

Politics and bureaucracy are necessary evils, unfortunately no one seems to understand why...

God willing, we'll realize that being secular in most things is a good thing...

If your mind is in the gutter, chances are you shouldn't have been playing in the sewer...

Objects in the rear view mirror sometimes aren't what you were expecting...

There is never an any key on a keyboard when you need one...

Clean rooms never stay that way...

Clothes don't like to fold themselves...

The grass is only greener on the other side if the neighbors dog craps on your lawn...

One size fits all doesn't...

Things only work when they are needed 1% of the time, the other 99% of the time the IT guy is helping someone else...

Made in China is not a help wanted ad...

Deodorants, don't. They usually just cover up your smell with their own...

Random things go together better than some people might imagine...

Alarm clocks don't seem to wake you up as much as they annoy you...

Movie remakes hardly ever are, they usually just suck and don't capture what the original did...

People use good the wrong when speaking too much...

What you remember doing as a kid isn't the way kids remember to do it now...

Every cloud does in fact not have a silver lining...

Most things come to an end...

Some things never end...