My last fortune cookie said - "you will be at your peak today" - this is great when you add the phrase at the end --- and SO TRUE! LOL
Other recent fortunes:
"Be most affectionate today"
"Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far"
"You must be available, alert, active, and adaptable"
All of these equally as hilarious...
Monday, January 02, 2006
Fortune Cookies shouldn't be religious.
I open up a fortune cookie and it says:
"God can help you overcome anything."
Why?
Why does a fortune cookie need to say this?
Also it is funny, but not really, if you add the in bed to it.
Try it.
"God can help you overcome anything" in bed.
Ha Ha, funny.
Either way, still not a cool thing.
"God can help you overcome anything."
Why?
Why does a fortune cookie need to say this?
Also it is funny, but not really, if you add the in bed to it.
Try it.
"God can help you overcome anything" in bed.
Ha Ha, funny.
Either way, still not a cool thing.
Sunday, January 01, 2006
The NBC Universal People Suck
Okay now for those not in the know, Battlestar Galactica has been released on DVD in the form of Season 2.0 and this is dumb.
They've put on 10 episodes, with another 10/11/12/? left in the season.
This is just a greedy way for them to get more money.
This means they suck.
My opinion of course.
=B=
They've put on 10 episodes, with another 10/11/12/? left in the season.
This is just a greedy way for them to get more money.
This means they suck.
My opinion of course.
=B=
Doctor Who
Excellent, all except the doctor.
I was and still am more preferential to the acting of Eccelston.
Either way they are off to a good start.
If you don't live in Britain do what everyone else is doing and Bittorrent it.
Because well, waiting for Sci-Fi to show it, just not a good thing.
I was and still am more preferential to the acting of Eccelston.
Either way they are off to a good start.
If you don't live in Britain do what everyone else is doing and Bittorrent it.
Because well, waiting for Sci-Fi to show it, just not a good thing.
Happy New Year Everybody
So, the year is now new everywhere.
How is it for everyone?
Everything, so far, goes well for me.
=B=
How is it for everyone?
Everything, so far, goes well for me.
=B=
auld lang syne
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?
And days of auld lang syne, my dear,
And days of auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?
We twa hae run aboot the braes
And pu'd the gowans fine.
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld lang syne.
Sin' auld lang syne, my dear,
Sin' auld lang syne,
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld ang syne.
??
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?
And days of auld lang syne, my dear,
And days of auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?
We twa hae run aboot the braes
And pu'd the gowans fine.
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld lang syne.
Sin' auld lang syne, my dear,
Sin' auld lang syne,
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld ang syne.
??
Saturday, December 31, 2005
It is 6 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes and 16 seconds until January 7, 2006, at 5:28:00 PM.
It is 6 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes and 16 seconds until January 7, 2006, at 5:28:00 PM.
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