You know, it is SO great and funny when a professor asks people if they like Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, or H0-Ho's best.
Then someone asks, "What is a Ho-Ho?" and hilarity ensues!
As he describes the Ho-Ho as a 'Chocolate Flavored Phalic Shaped Cake Filled With White Cream' which to me is so hilarious.
And then he subsequently says, he loves them. Of course even I will admit all Hostess products are beyond deliciousness so no judgements on my part. Just find this hilarious.
Monday, March 06, 2006
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Crazy Bitches!!
Okay, so these two crazy bitches, turn on a smoke detector to TEST and run out of the apartment.
Now this isn't your average smoke detector, it is hooked up to this big panel and when it goes off the people in the building down the way, come up to check on it.
Anyway, I digress, these stupid assholes, turned the smoke detector on to lure us out of the room we were in. Obviously in some immature act. I didn't find it funny one bit. They did.
Unfortunately, because, as we know, the system ALWAYS fails. Nothing bad happened to them. However they will get theirs. I will see to it personally.
These fucktards feel no remorse what-so-ever for their actions, as such my revenge shall be cold and sweet, like J-e-l-l-o!
More later.
=B=
Now this isn't your average smoke detector, it is hooked up to this big panel and when it goes off the people in the building down the way, come up to check on it.
Anyway, I digress, these stupid assholes, turned the smoke detector on to lure us out of the room we were in. Obviously in some immature act. I didn't find it funny one bit. They did.
Unfortunately, because, as we know, the system ALWAYS fails. Nothing bad happened to them. However they will get theirs. I will see to it personally.
These fucktards feel no remorse what-so-ever for their actions, as such my revenge shall be cold and sweet, like J-e-l-l-o!
More later.
=B=
8 Cases of Barq's Famous Olde Tyme Root Beer
So, on Tuesday, the 28th of February 2006 C.E. I went to Super Wal Mart and using my last four coupons, purchased 8 cases of the good stuff. As the coupon stipulated $1 off with the purchase of 2 and since it cost me $2.98 a pack that is a fairly good deal.
So, two of the cases were stuffed in the fridge and the other six in a cabinet above the fridge.
I am sad to say that the first case is almost empty.
Seriously.
I think it was all worth it.
=B=
So, two of the cases were stuffed in the fridge and the other six in a cabinet above the fridge.
I am sad to say that the first case is almost empty.
Seriously.
I think it was all worth it.
=B=
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Comp Org is a waste of my time
I JUST WANT TO DROP THIS F***ING CLASS, BUT I CAN'T
WHY GOD WHY???
SUCKAGE!!!
Look, if you were taking this class, you'd agree.
Oh well...
At least it will eventually end.
=Ben=
WHY GOD WHY???
SUCKAGE!!!
Look, if you were taking this class, you'd agree.
Oh well...
At least it will eventually end.
=Ben=
Monday, February 27, 2006
Too bored to post
So, you know what to do when you are so bored nothing seems to work?
Huh?
Click on the title link, boredom gone.
I mean it!
Trust me.
Come on, click on the link.
You can do it.
Good Jorb!!
Huh?
Click on the title link, boredom gone.
I mean it!
Trust me.
Come on, click on the link.
You can do it.
Good Jorb!!
Ebay
You can sell everything and anything on Ebay.
I find it too interesting. Hopefully my stuff will sell.
If it doesn't. Well, oh well.
But it does seem like a sure fire way to make money!!
Besides the seller fees. Disgusting, but acceptable at the same time.
Happy Bidding!!
I find it too interesting. Hopefully my stuff will sell.
If it doesn't. Well, oh well.
But it does seem like a sure fire way to make money!!
Besides the seller fees. Disgusting, but acceptable at the same time.
Happy Bidding!!
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
BTW...I am copying the Total Fark Headlines...
I mean honestly, like I could come up with creative titles like that??
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