Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year Everybody

So, the year is now new everywhere.

How is it for everyone?

Everything, so far, goes well for me.

=B=

auld lang syne

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?
And days of auld lang syne, my dear,
And days of auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days of auld lang syne?

We twa hae run aboot the braes
And pu'd the gowans fine.
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld lang syne.
Sin' auld lang syne, my dear,
Sin' auld lang syne,
We've wandered mony a weary foot,
Sin' auld ang syne.

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

It is 6 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes and 16 seconds until January 7, 2006, at 5:28:00 PM.

It is 6 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes and 16 seconds until January 7, 2006, at 5:28:00 PM.

Amazing News

*I copied this from EM-DC, but the news is too amazing not to post here.

The "Duck" Arrives in the US!


Well, after much struggling, the [H]ard|OCP Team has finally wrestled the famous "relic trophy" away from the OCAU Team. Just in time to bring in the new year. It has been a long struggle coming back to dominate the tough as nails OCAU Team. I wouldn't start counting the down-under team out too quickly. They have been known to pull a few 'Roos' out of their hats. The new year should prove interesting. How long can the [H]orde hold on to the lead? Only time will tell. Congrats to the [H]ard|OCP Team!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

I'm Going Slightly Mad

10 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 11 seconds

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Oh dear!
I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not at my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened I'm slightly mad - oh dear!
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad!
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!

Being an idiot is no box of chocolates

You know, sometimes, people do the wrong thing.
Other times people say the wrong thing.
The rest of the time, they do the right thing.

People are known for being stupid. I mean just look at the history of man.
There have been a lot of morons.

I guess what I am saying is, you've got to put up with stupid people.

I don't have a clue

I'm so very tired. It's almost all the time now.