Poor ol' Cavendish

It seems the banana is ill. We may only have a few more years with the current staple, but what do I know. Maybe they will genetically modify it to make it immune to the disease. Just thought you should know.

Japanese people are so funny

Go to the link in the title to see something hilarious.

The link to the actual file is here in wmv format, if you want to view it in a media player.

This is just too funny....

Terror

What can you really say? I dunno, not a good thing though.

Well, it happened again, but really the news sensationalizes this crap too much. I mean MY GOD! You can say stuff, but then not talking about anything else all toghether is too much.

There are other things happening in the world you know.

And then there are people who say things that are so racially insensitive and disgusting that it makes me want to do horrific things to them.

Anyway, that is my shtick, sorry no song, still...

Your mother is a whore, Trebek.

This is a shameless plug, but a good one none the less. If you like SNL clips and want to relive some of those hilarious moments go to the link in the title.

They have Celebrity Jeopardy, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, and many more...

So funny....

Go...

NOW!!!!!

Have a god 4th of July by the way, and if you aren't American....well you know exactly what I mean right now don't you. (that is I am German myself). Anyway, Ciao...

About that....

How about that.... hmmm....

Well, for those who know, and those who don't know... I have been sending "fake" emails to you telling you about the blog.

Obviously some of you realised this and others did not.

What is wrong w/ you? Like the FBI would ever send you a real email.

Think about it. Now I on the other hand do apologize, because I got an email from the company I used saying they no longer want me to send messages with the FBI as the sender.

Anyway.... now we can all look back at this an laugh....

Ha HA HAA HAAA HAAAA....LOL....ROFLOL.....ROFLMAO....okay that is enough...back to work everyone

Why do people idolize celebrity?

It makes little sense to me. Sure I have my favorites, and those I admire, but an idolization of a person is wrong, and I don't mean from a religious standpoint or anything like that. Surely we all know my take on religion by now. Anyway, those people are fallabale just like us. They are usually no better or smarter than the average person. And I am quite certain, to use an old adage, that their $%!& does in fact stink.

Yet, so many people idolize these mere mortals as though they were gods or demi-gods. Why on earth do they deserve so much praise? Why do keep them in such high regard in our own minds? They are but men and women, who will, like the rest of us, die on this planet and feed the worms. That is what that is.

I just don't see why we take people like Britney Spears, Denzel Washington, Katie Holmes, and the rest in this little bubble of "GREATNESS" when in fact they are just people. In some cases, truly only admired for their looks, not their talent.

It sickens me, these people, some think they deserve better, as though they really are demi-gods or the like. However, it is only because the populace keeps admiring that they get this bloated feeling. I mean so many of them have no talent at all, for instance Keanu Reeves, yet many think of him as some great and magnificent individual. He isn't, he is some loser and moron, who can just happen to read a script. That is all, in many cases that is what most celebrities are, the "pretty face", but there is nothing behind it.

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What's so bad about a third party?

I mean, why is it in the U.S. that a third party is looked at with malice and disdain? Why are people so afraid of another choice, another option, anything is better than voter apathy. I mean sure last election something close to half of eligeble voters showed up to cast a ballot, but considering, that is still pretty damn bad.

I just don't understand the mindset, I guess. In so many other democratic countries, particularly in Europe, there are numerous parties, that have to work together and make compromises with one another to get things done. I can certainly say that sounds a lot better then the bitter partisanship found in the U.S. I mean seriously, what is so wrong with having another say? Isn't that the whole point of democracy? I mean no where does it say in stone that two political parties is all we can have, sure it may be all most Americans want to endure, but that doesn't make it a bad thing.

For God's sake most Americans are too stupid to even understand who the political process completely works. They have no idea all the things a Congressperson or Senator has to do, and at the same time they don't know how little some do to begin with. The whole situation is sad and disgusting.