Your mother is a whore, Trebek.

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Have a god 4th of July by the way, and if you aren't American....well you know exactly what I mean right now don't you. (that is I am German myself). Anyway, Ciao...

About that....

How about that.... hmmm....

Well, for those who know, and those who don't know... I have been sending "fake" emails to you telling you about the blog.

Obviously some of you realised this and others did not.

What is wrong w/ you? Like the FBI would ever send you a real email.

Think about it. Now I on the other hand do apologize, because I got an email from the company I used saying they no longer want me to send messages with the FBI as the sender.

Anyway.... now we can all look back at this an laugh....

Ha HA HAA HAAA HAAAA....LOL....ROFLOL.....ROFLMAO....okay that is enough...back to work everyone

Why do people idolize celebrity?

It makes little sense to me. Sure I have my favorites, and those I admire, but an idolization of a person is wrong, and I don't mean from a religious standpoint or anything like that. Surely we all know my take on religion by now. Anyway, those people are fallabale just like us. They are usually no better or smarter than the average person. And I am quite certain, to use an old adage, that their $%!& does in fact stink.

Yet, so many people idolize these mere mortals as though they were gods or demi-gods. Why on earth do they deserve so much praise? Why do keep them in such high regard in our own minds? They are but men and women, who will, like the rest of us, die on this planet and feed the worms. That is what that is.

I just don't see why we take people like Britney Spears, Denzel Washington, Katie Holmes, and the rest in this little bubble of "GREATNESS" when in fact they are just people. In some cases, truly only admired for their looks, not their talent.

It sickens me, these people, some think they deserve better, as though they really are demi-gods or the like. However, it is only because the populace keeps admiring that they get this bloated feeling. I mean so many of them have no talent at all, for instance Keanu Reeves, yet many think of him as some great and magnificent individual. He isn't, he is some loser and moron, who can just happen to read a script. That is all, in many cases that is what most celebrities are, the "pretty face", but there is nothing behind it.

............

What's so bad about a third party?

I mean, why is it in the U.S. that a third party is looked at with malice and disdain? Why are people so afraid of another choice, another option, anything is better than voter apathy. I mean sure last election something close to half of eligeble voters showed up to cast a ballot, but considering, that is still pretty damn bad.

I just don't understand the mindset, I guess. In so many other democratic countries, particularly in Europe, there are numerous parties, that have to work together and make compromises with one another to get things done. I can certainly say that sounds a lot better then the bitter partisanship found in the U.S. I mean seriously, what is so wrong with having another say? Isn't that the whole point of democracy? I mean no where does it say in stone that two political parties is all we can have, sure it may be all most Americans want to endure, but that doesn't make it a bad thing.

For God's sake most Americans are too stupid to even understand who the political process completely works. They have no idea all the things a Congressperson or Senator has to do, and at the same time they don't know how little some do to begin with. The whole situation is sad and disgusting.

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Talking to myself....

I am just sitting here right now, talking to myself, as I usually do, so it isn't very different from most of the time, but something seems off.

I mean why? It doesn't make anysense for any one to talk to themselves does it?

Well perhaps the mentally disturbed, good point, or a child, also a good point, but a normal person that is unlikely. Damn!

See that is exactly what I was talking about. I know, I am watching you type it out.

Would you please stop. No, you stop. No, you stop first. Oh! This is getting nowhere...

Does anyone know a good psychiatrist? Oh well, see you later.

Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire

But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town

La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain

"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom

Now Norman's a billionare scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something went screw and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone

And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But where'd you come up with those tights?

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust

Oh, and M.J. is all how for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequal comes 'round

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right

Well, may as well....

Okay, it has been a while, so I figure, I can give my opinion on the whole Whacko Jacko deal.

1st: Guilty or not, we all can all agree that there is something wrong w/ him.
2nd: Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? Not Guilty? (That is 10 by the by...).
3rd: Clearly this is yet another example of a rich white guy getting "justice" in the U.S.
4th: Seriously what is wrong w/ him?
5th: His music is okay in part, but in the U.S. he has no real future.

That is all I have to say, those aren't really even my thoughts, but they are someone's and you'll read them, so THERE!!!

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[2nd Verse]
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[Chorus]
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Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
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Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
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Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
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