It is only fun, if it makes you laugh

You know text is difficult to transmit humour. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Ha Ha Ha.

Anyway, I don't know where I was going, but that is usually the truth.

Detailed Information

Album: Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits
Track: 14
Time: 32 seconds
Artist: Strong Bad
Style: R&B/Salsa

Origin: Originally from the Strong Bad Sings toon.

You've got an ugly butt and a stupid butt

Ohhhhhhhhh

Oh girl, you've got an ugly butt! Hey!
Oh girl, you've got a stupid butt! Hoo!
Every girl, you've got an ugly butt! Uh!
Every girl, you've got a stupid butt! Hey!
All girl! Ugly butt! Uh!
Oh, stupid butt! Uh!
White girl, you've got an ugly butt! Ooh!
Every girl, you've got a stupid butt! Uh!

Da Contact Info Man....

Now I have been curious to know who has been reading this thing, besides the people I think are reading it. So I want you to contact me w/ words of praise and hate alike. I want to know your opinions. These are all the ways I can be reached:

Instant Messenging.
MSN Messenger: trunx1ben@hotmail.com
AIM: warbenekar or trunx1ben
Yahoo IM: warbenekar1
ICQ: 169-897-607
Jabber: warbenekar1@jabber.org

EMAIL:
trunx1ben@hotmail.com
warbenekar1@yahoo.com
warbenekar@netscape.net
trunx1ben@netscape.net
warbenekar1@gmail.com
benjamin.warriner@gmail.com
trunx1@netzero.net

There it is all there. So contact me. I want to here from you!

p.s. please no solicitations for sex or cybering or any of that crap.

Wow. This is the remant of a Super Nova as captured by the Hubble Space Telescope. 

Good Times!

Sure. It may not make much sense, but that is beside the point.

(Click the link in case you do not understand).

Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she
Doesn’t have a lot to say.
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she
Changes from day to day.
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot,
But I gotta get a belly full of wine.
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,
Someday I’m gonna make her mine – Oh yeah,
Someday I’m gonna make her mine.

I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally!

Now, for those not in the know, or those that don't care, this is the full quote and the person to whom it is credited.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields
US actor (1880 - 1946)

As you can see, I left out all and changed the second period to an exclamation point.
WHY?
Well I have my reasons.

Anywho! I just thought I would explain the whole thing. Though I personally don't know why he said it or in what context, but does that really matter??

One day, his women ran off with another guy....

I don't really know what I am doing or why, but I can say I have a few questions.

Though they aren't the obvious ones and I also rise at a dilemna. You see, I have this philosophy that one should never ask a question one does not the answer too. Sure, that may not make any sense, but if you think about it, it does. No? Well, you are obviously too narrow minded to understand my philosophical beliefs.

Anywho. What I am trying to figure out is why do we want to live in the past? Do we want to hold on to our youth? Re-Live possible better times? I mean why bother with it all? What do we have these memories for? Why won't they just go away?

There you have my questions. Question I can't answer. Would you try?

It is the least important things that matter the most

Why?

I certainly don't know.

However, I can surmise it is because we either lose sight of the bigger picture or get engulfed in it.
All the little people seem to matter no longer. The little things are forgotten. All that is left is what is, with out knowing what it is, how it works, and what is really going on.

This has to change. We need to go back and think about the things that matter least, because they really matter most. Just take a moment to stop, sit down, and look around at everything there is and everything there isn't. That is all I can tell you.

By the by, don't bother looking to religion it only worsens the problem. There I said it.