Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I've done the old man proud...maybe?!?

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields
US actor (1880 - 1946)

All right so here are ten more quotes from the master:
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Funny stuff. There is more, but I have neither the patience or want to search for more.
Please enjoy the change because one letter does make a difference.