I am holding a contest of sorts, in which you the reader win nothing, but satisfaction.
Until the end of the month, I want people to insult me. I want good insults too. The purpose, you see is to make me cry. I want to see if it can be done. I want an insult so heinous I begin to ball with tears. Can you do it? I think not. Remember you have until the end of the month.
DO YOUR WORST, I've heard it all.
One stipulation, please keep it clean. Try to insult without sware words. If you really want to insult me you shouldn't need to sware.
EDIT (10/15/2005): Either post your insults as comments or email them to email@example.com with Insult and/or Blog in the subject line. Thanks.
EDIT(10/22/2005): The contest has been called on account that both no one has participated as of yet and my own stupidity.