My last fortune cookie said - "you will be at your peak today" - this is great when you add the phrase at the end --- and SO TRUE! LOL
Other recent fortunes:
"Be most affectionate today"
"Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far"
"You must be available, alert, active, and adaptable"
All of these equally as hilarious...
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Monday, January 02, 2006
Fortune Cookies shouldn't be religious.
I open up a fortune cookie and it says:
"God can help you overcome anything."
Why?
Why does a fortune cookie need to say this?
Also it is funny, but not really, if you add the in bed to it.
Try it.
"God can help you overcome anything" in bed.
Ha Ha, funny.
Either way, still not a cool thing.
"God can help you overcome anything."
Why?
Why does a fortune cookie need to say this?
Also it is funny, but not really, if you add the in bed to it.
Try it.
"God can help you overcome anything" in bed.
Ha Ha, funny.
Either way, still not a cool thing.
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