Friday, March 31, 2006

Happy Birthday Christopher Walken

The link in the title will take you to the BEST Christopher Walken clip ever.
IMHO
=B=
You have to click on the link that says Christopher Walken.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Men, by default, are stupid!

I don't know why we do the things we do, but you know we guys are DUMB!

We frequently say things that aren't supposed to be said. Saying them before we think about them. Saying them without considering the consequences. Why, do we do it? I dunno.

I know, and will admit, I do it alot. Too often. I hate myself for that.

I just hope that it can be understood I don't really mean any of these things. I just say them. Okay, that doesn't sound good, but honestly why I would I want to make someone feel bad?

Of course the thing that makes it worse is that, I say sorry too many times.
But this is simply because I am wrong too many times.
So simply I ask, perhaps in vain, forgive me for being stupid, because I am.

Why I told her how I felt about her!

Well, my girlfriend Chelsea, kept asking me what why I finally told her how I felt about her, after well, not telling her for the longest time. I figure, what better way to tell her than on a public spot on the web for everyone to see.

First, I give a good deal of credit for the timing to my Roommate Russell and friend Amber. All their taunts and pushes and suggestive comments had become too much. It wasn't that I didn't want to tell Chelsea how I felt, but I wanted to tell her at what I felt was maybe a more appropriate time. Not that I didn't mind doing it when I did. I was trying to do something special and romantic. Instead it ended up being abrupt and anything but romantic.

Second, I had strong feelings for Chelsea my first year, but didn't know if I should follow through with them. I mean I had never been in a relationship with anyway and the thought honestly scared me. Of course, I wasn't afraid of Chelsea, but more the possibility of rejection. Though never having been rejected I don't know why I was afraid.

Really I just wanted to tell her, because if I didn't I thought I would be making the biggest mistake of my life. Now I am quite possibly the happiest man on the planet. I have a beautiful, wonderful girlfriend.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Getting Back into the swing of things

So, Spring Break ended and yesterday was the first day of classes.

Boy was that awful. It seemed like EVERYONE was there, but that was probably because everyone wants to know their grades so they know if they need to drop their classes and the like. I myself will not be dropping any classes this semester, even the dreaded Computer Organization.

I hope the rest of this week goes as smoothly, if not as well as it went yesterday. Though I have two tests this week. One on Wednesday (Comp Org) and the other on Thursday (Chem).

Oh well, need to get pants on and get ready for Chem. Talk to you later.

=B=

Monday, March 06, 2006

Spring Break

I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait.

Can you?

Didn't think so.

So where is everybody going this time around?

Me. I still don't exactly, but I think that Austin and Dallas are possible destinations.

=B=

Chocolate Flavored Phalic Shaped Cake Filled With White Cream

You know, it is SO great and funny when a professor asks people if they like Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, or H0-Ho's best.

Then someone asks, "What is a Ho-Ho?" and hilarity ensues!

As he describes the Ho-Ho as a 'Chocolate Flavored Phalic Shaped Cake Filled With White Cream' which to me is so hilarious.

And then he subsequently says, he loves them. Of course even I will admit all Hostess products are beyond deliciousness so no judgements on my part. Just find this hilarious.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Crazy Bitches!!

Okay, so these two crazy bitches, turn on a smoke detector to TEST and run out of the apartment.

Now this isn't your average smoke detector, it is hooked up to this big panel and when it goes off the people in the building down the way, come up to check on it.

Anyway, I digress, these stupid assholes, turned the smoke detector on to lure us out of the room we were in. Obviously in some immature act. I didn't find it funny one bit. They did.

Unfortunately, because, as we know, the system ALWAYS fails. Nothing bad happened to them. However they will get theirs. I will see to it personally.

These fucktards feel no remorse what-so-ever for their actions, as such my revenge shall be cold and sweet, like J-e-l-l-o!

More later.

=B=

8 Cases of Barq's Famous Olde Tyme Root Beer

So, on Tuesday, the 28th of February 2006 C.E. I went to Super Wal Mart and using my last four coupons, purchased 8 cases of the good stuff. As the coupon stipulated $1 off with the purchase of 2 and since it cost me $2.98 a pack that is a fairly good deal.

So, two of the cases were stuffed in the fridge and the other six in a cabinet above the fridge.

I am sad to say that the first case is almost empty.

Seriously.

I think it was all worth it.

=B=

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Comp Org is a waste of my time

I JUST WANT TO DROP THIS F***ING CLASS, BUT I CAN'T

WHY GOD WHY???

SUCKAGE!!!

Look, if you were taking this class, you'd agree.

Oh well...

At least it will eventually end.

=Ben=

I don't have a clue

I'm so very tired. It's almost all the time now.