Saturday, December 31, 2005

It is 6 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes and 16 seconds until January 7, 2006, at 5:28:00 PM.

It is 6 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes and 16 seconds until January 7, 2006, at 5:28:00 PM.

Amazing News

*I copied this from EM-DC, but the news is too amazing not to post here.

The "Duck" Arrives in the US!


Well, after much struggling, the [H]ard|OCP Team has finally wrestled the famous "relic trophy" away from the OCAU Team. Just in time to bring in the new year. It has been a long struggle coming back to dominate the tough as nails OCAU Team. I wouldn't start counting the down-under team out too quickly. They have been known to pull a few 'Roos' out of their hats. The new year should prove interesting. How long can the [H]orde hold on to the lead? Only time will tell. Congrats to the [H]ard|OCP Team!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

I'm Going Slightly Mad

10 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes and 11 seconds

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad
Oh dear!
I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not at my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened I'm slightly mad - oh dear!
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you?
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad!
Just very slightly mad!
And there you have it!

Being an idiot is no box of chocolates

You know, sometimes, people do the wrong thing.
Other times people say the wrong thing.
The rest of the time, they do the right thing.

People are known for being stupid. I mean just look at the history of man.
There have been a lot of morons.

I guess what I am saying is, you've got to put up with stupid people.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Last post for the evening

Okay, well I might fall asleep now...

Maybe...

We'll see...

So, I have to ask

Did everyone who celebrates Christmas have an enjoyable one?

I am sure you did.

Maybe...

I did.

Late night ramblings are usually funnier when you write them

If you are up in the middle of the night and write things on a blog. There is a good chance they won't be "funny" in the morning.

Eating toblerone can be dangerous...

If you forget to remove the foil.


Please de-foil your toblerone before you eat it.

Also go to the website, the picture is HILARIOUS!!

R2D2 is actually the real hero of all the Star Wars movies

I don't have any reason for saything this, though I do.

Just watch all the movies and you will agree with me.

If it weren't for that little droid, well yeah!

Exactly, now do you see.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

New Time Update

From and including: Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 9:02:07 PM
To, but not including : Saturday, January 7, 2006 at 5:28:00 PM

The duration is 12 days, 20 hours, 25 minutes and 53 seconds

Or 12 days, 20 hours, 25 minutes, 53 seconds

Holday Greeting

Happy Holidays...

Merry Christmas...

Happy Hanukkah...

Happy Kwanzaa??

There, everyone else, remain offended...

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Eating out of guilt

I don't know why, but whenever I feel guilty about something (or occasionally out of boredom) I eat.

I don't even have to be hungry.

Right now I am eating a super thick sandwich, with way too much meat cheese mayoniase and mustard. I am not hungry and I certainly shouldn't be eating, but I can't seem to help myself.

It doesn't even taste all that good.

I always do stupid things and end up doing something like this. Good thing my fingernails are already mowed down from other traumas or else I'd be chewing on them too...

I wish I could be normal for just a day or maybe even an hour (while I am awake preferably).

Though I really just wish I wasn't stupid enough to mess up good things.

So basically to my family and loved ones: I am so sorry for acting like an ass on the 23rd/24th. If you don't know what I am talking about this doesn't apply to you.

I just want everyone to have a great day today!

=B=

Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Cat without a name

Recent Trip To D.C.


This is me in Washington D.C.

I am standing at the WWII Memorial.

The Lincoln Memorial is in the back.














This is the National Christmas Tree

Not so pretty during the day.

Sorry no night pic.
















This is the White House of course...

It looks kind of nice,
current occupant aside.













This is the Texas Tree that sits around the National Christmas Tree.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Winter Solstice

Today is the day of the winter solstice...

Well the first day of Winter astronomically speaking...

Have a great season everyone, you're already hating it anyway...

An Interesting Email

Slightly modified, for purposes of my blog.

~ TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST ~
________________________________________________________________________

Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.

Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions ! very closely. Do not cheat.
MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!

A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.

Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.

Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

You will need it at the end .This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember - no one sees this but you.

1) Put the following 5 animals in the
order of your preference:
Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

2) Write one word that describes each one of the following:
Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.

3) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice.

Name just one person for each color:

Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.

4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.

FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing,

REPEAT your wish.
ANSWERS:

1) This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY

2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implies your ownlife.

3) Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life.

4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

I cut off the end because it isn't really important as this isn't an email...

Something I never want to read again

I was in a car accident ... I am ok - I guess. More later

Okay Now, I got the above email last night (this morning?) I dunno and well, yeah...

Freaked the crap out of me.

This is something you don't email someone and tell them about.

Thankfully everything is okay, for the person who sent me this email, but still...

=B=

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Monday, December 19, 2005

What Christmas is all about Drunken Santa

I saw this story and laughed and lauged and laughed.

Then I began to wonder if a child reads this won't they begin to question the reality of the clause and realise in fact he does not exist?

That is right.

SANTA CLAUS does not exist.

For all you still believers. STUPID!!

=The Management=

More Insanity

From and including: Monday, December 19, 2005 at 2:33:29 PM
To, but not including : Saturday, January 7, 2006 at 5:28:00 PM

The duration is 19 days, 2 hours, 54 minutes and 31 seconds

Sunday, December 18, 2005

time and date .com

From and including: Monday, December 19, 2005 at 12:13:27 AM
To, but not including : Saturday, January 7, 2006 at 5:28:00 PM

The duration is 19 days, 17 hours, 14 minutes and 33 seconds

20 days, 5 hours, 28 minutes and 0 seconds

As of noon CST

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Time to start a new tradition

The weekly asshat award.

I am going back to my true purpose. To hate people and as such every saturday/sunday from now on I will beqeauth the title of Asshat of the week to someone. (Sometimes w/ picture sometimes w/out.) Also the award can and will be given multiple times to the same person, but for a different reason each time.

This weeks winner:

ME

Why? Because I am the owner of this blog.

20 days, 21 hours, 28 minutes

Two more cents for the offering bowl...

Well...Oh well...

I shouldn't open my mouth, but I will because I don't give a rat's ass anymore...

IF YOU LIKE/LOVE SOMEONE JUST TELL THEM
TELL THEM
TELL THEM

It might seem the like God Damned Hardest thing in the world to do, but just get over yourself and do it. Then if they reject you, by all means take it...

If they accept your statement, even if for the wrong reasons, then by all means go on with it. However if down the road your heart is broken, remember you were the dumbass who put yourself there.

Sometimes I regret knowing the people I know because they are such wankers...

Other times, I realize I have to put up with their dense stupidities...

For the love of GOD, though, WHY?

Of course sometimes it can't be helped...people are led to believe stupid things...by other people who are foolish enough to lead them on and possibly ruin many lives in the process...

I just wonder why some people would become so dillusional and why other people create these false realities for them. It makes no sense to me.

Every one should just, for the love of all that is good and bad with the world today and then some just say how they feel about all the people they know, whether good, bad, humiliating and disgusting.

Can we PLEASE just end the cherade and the horridness. Can we all just be happy productive people? PLEASE??

Other wise, the shoe might come off and hit some stupid bastards in the head.

That is all I have to say...

(I apologize for the language but it was necessary)

Friday, December 16, 2005

Sooo tired....

Okay, so I just saw Spaceballs.

Excellent

Excellent

Excellent

Gonna sleep now...

I hate being an hour ahead of where I should be...and seriously it is Friday, WTF I am going to sleep just after midnight?

Who cares..

Either way, too bed. To think happy thoughts...

To think of loved ones, far away...

-Goodbye...

It is okay to cry...

...if love is the reason.

...or if you've just been kneed by someone.

=Me=

Sepration

sep�a�ra�tion
n.
1.
__1. The act or process of separating.
__2. The condition of being separated.
2. The place at which a division or parting occurs.
3. An interval or space that separates; a gap.
4.
__1. Law. An agreement or court decree terminating a spousal relationship.
__2. Discharge, as from employment or military service.
5. The hardest thing in the world for me right now.

Sappy maybe, but true..

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

552+ Hours

So, much time...

Aarrghhh...

Must focus, on the positive...

=

23 Days

I can't stand the thought of being away from you...
I don't know what I'll do to get by...
I just want to hug you and never let go...
I don't want to say goodbye, it is just too hard...
I will think of you all the time...

=B=

Hamburger Helper is not ParTay Food!

But I'm still not sleepy

Gary Jules - Pills
I've taken all my pills
But I'm still not sleepy
Tried to trick myself into thinking
That I'm not awake
That it's only a dream
Put that cigarette out
Don't ask me no questions
Salome dancing on my wall
And the shadows on the floor
Look so warm from here
I've seen it all before
Just one little lie
But the difference is this
It meant the world to me
Don't ask me no questions
"Take the wheel" she said "as I wander"
We could leave this town
I've got all I need: spirit, hope and joy
But no one knows me
I think I lost my pills
Guess I'll take my chances
I'm looking at the telephone
But nothing happens
I am well aware
That the morning is near
Put the radio down
Don't ask me no questions

Man, this guy just can't turn off the greatness...sorry I'll stop hijacking the blog with Gary Jules lyrics...

Coffee really farms me up...

Something Else - Gary Jules
They never tell you truth is subjective
They only tell you not to lie
They never tell you there's strength in vulnerability
They only tell you not to cry
But I've been living underground
Sleeping on the way
And finding something else to say
Is like walking on the freeway
They never tell you you don't need to be ashamed
They only tell you to deny
So is it true that only good girls go to heaven?
They only sell you what you buy
And I've been living underground
Sleeping on the way
And finding something else to say
Is like walking on the freeway
I've been living underground
Trying not to burn
And finding something else to learn
At Hollywood and western

This is such a great song...

God my blood pressure...

I just drank 20 oz of coffee, WTF?

So like, seriously.

I am not entirely lucid.

I have been awake since 8ish yesterday.

I have one more final from 10:15-12:15, but hopefully it won't take that long.

Why the farm did I drink that? I mean sure it tasted great and it only cost me $1.84, but seriously, WTF?

I am either going to be so screwed up my arm will shake the wrong answers on my scantron, or I am going to fall asleep, like THAT! Which would suck.

Wish me luck, btw...

=B=

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Some pondering and observations...

Ignorance is bliss only if you don't hurt others in the process...

The only difference between an insult and a joke is who you tell it to...

There can be too much of a good thing, but doesn't mean you should complain about it...

The Burger King guy is the scariest mofo on the earth...

Disco isn't coming back, but it never really left, it just became unpopular...

No one really knows what they are talking about, its all bull sh**...

Hot dog buns come in packs of 8 and hot dogs come in packs of 10...

Songs don't get old, they just get annoying, but really they just become classics...

Just because someone says Merry Christmas, doesn't mean their trying to Christianize you...

Just because someone says Happy Holidays, doesn't mean their trying to take away your Christianity...

Once a wanker, always a wanker...

One man's opinion is just that, don't take anyone seriously...

Just because you saw it on TV doesn't mean you can do it, but I am not telling you not try, the gene pool could always use some weeding out...

Gay and Hate are over used today. I hate it when people are gay and use hate and gay way too often to describe things they do not hate or are in fact not gay...

Newer does not necessarily mean better. Stick with what you have and figure out what you need, not what you want. You'll just waste all your money that way...

Lists are annoying...

Music is just as good if you listen to it quietly or at a reasonable volume as opposed to making my ceiling or floor shake...

Don't claim to know something is true, instead claim to know why something is true...

Politics and bureaucracy are necessary evils, unfortunately no one seems to understand why...

God willing, we'll realize that being secular in most things is a good thing...

If your mind is in the gutter, chances are you shouldn't have been playing in the sewer...

Objects in the rear view mirror sometimes aren't what you were expecting...

There is never an any key on a keyboard when you need one...

Clean rooms never stay that way...

Clothes don't like to fold themselves...

The grass is only greener on the other side if the neighbors dog craps on your lawn...

One size fits all doesn't...

Things only work when they are needed 1% of the time, the other 99% of the time the IT guy is helping someone else...

Made in China is not a help wanted ad...

Deodorants, don't. They usually just cover up your smell with their own...

Random things go together better than some people might imagine...

Alarm clocks don't seem to wake you up as much as they annoy you...

Movie remakes hardly ever are, they usually just suck and don't capture what the original did...

People use good the wrong when speaking too much...

What you remember doing as a kid isn't the way kids remember to do it now...

Every cloud does in fact not have a silver lining...

Most things come to an end...

Some things never end...

This is my 200th POST, YAY!!!

So, what if anything have I learned in this time? I don't know.

I know I have very few readers, either that or no one likes to comment...

I myself, I have had fun. I plan on continuing with this endeavor until it just becomes, tedious. SO NEVER.

Well, I am watching Mad Max on AMC and this movie sucks. I've seen it before and it is worse now then it was then.

Now to bring back an old tradition, a song:
Broke Window - Gary Jules

Loaded tongue and dirty fingers
Queen of her mother's house
Come step outside feeling full moon high
Let's see what we can live without

Fix an eye to the dimestore villain
Waiting for the wine to pour
It comes strong and thin and it tastes like sin
The love we've all been in before

A million ways to burn
I'm just looking out of this old broke window
And she's taking a turn
I'm looking out of this old broke window
And she's taking a turn

Her body lies like a landscape before you
You're selling your soul by the pound
Got snakeoil in spades for the wolftickets trade
You look but don't see me around

A million ways to burn
I'm just standing here on this old street corner
And she's taking a turn
I'm standing here on this old street corner
And she's taking a turn

Don't over think...

You know, thinking too heavily about something, sometimes causes a problem all its own. Sometimes it is easier to go where you are taken. That is let, for lack of a better word, fate be your guide.

Well off to class...soon...1 Final Today in Whitson's this isn't going to be fun...

=B=

Sunday, December 11, 2005

The great weight loss challenge...

I am going to, willingly, attempt to lose weight.

However I am going to need a lot of moral support, as I will want to quit over and over and over again.

However, I do want to do it.

I mean, I think I weight something close to 300lbs if not more. Over the course of the next few months I would like to lose as much of that as possible.

I kind of fear for my health, you know. Weighing so much isn't exactly normal or healthy.

I'll keep you updated on my progress and we'll see what happens.

How do you describe it

This wonderful, wonderful feeling...

feel�ing
n.

1.
1. The sensation involving perception by touch.
2. A sensation experienced through touch.
3. A physical sensation: a feeling of warmth.
2. An affective state of consciousness, such as that resulting from emotions, sentiments, or desires: experienced a feeling of excitement.
3. An awareness or impression: He had the feeling that he was being followed.
4.
1. An emotional state or disposition; an emotion: expressed deep feeling.
2. A tender emotion; a fondness.
5.
1. Capacity to experience the higher emotions; sensitivity; sensibility: a man of feeling.
2. feelings Susceptibility to emotional response; sensibilities: The child's feelings are easily hurt.
6. Opinion based more on emotion than on reason; sentiment.
7. A general impression conveyed by a person, place, or thing: The stuffy air gave one the feeling of being in a tomb.
8.
1. Appreciative regard or understanding: a feeling for propriety.
2. Intuitive awareness or aptitude; a feel: has a feeling for language.


adj.

1. Having the ability to react or feel emotionally; sentient; sensitive.
2. Easily moved emotionally; sympathetic: a feeling heart.
3. Expressive of sensibility or emotion: a feeling glance.

........perhaps one day I can describe it...

Saturday, December 10, 2005

So...on a more less serious note

They say it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings, but so frequently do people end it themselves.

So the question is, why?

Why breathe the last breath? Why smile the last smile? Why smell the last smell? Why see the last sight? Why feel the last sensation?

Especially when it is not meant to be.

Sure a touchy subject for many. However one also thought about frequently.

Please don't get me wrong. I would never. I merely ask a few too many questions.

Richard Franklin Lenox Thomas Pryor (December 1, 1940 ? December 10, 2005)

Pryor died of cardiac arrest at the age of 65 in an Encino hospital on the morning of December 10, 2005. He was brought to the hospital after his wife's attempts to resuscitate him failed.

O Fortuna c. 1230


Text:
1.O Fortuna,
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut descrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.

Translation:

O Fortune,
just as the moon
you vary your state
always increasing
or decreasing; 5
the detestable life
now difficult
and then easy
with your games sharpens
poverty,
power 10
dissolves like ice.


2.Sors inmanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obrumbratam
et velatam
mihi quoque niteris,
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.


Often great
and empty,
your revolving wheel, 15
an evil state,
vain health
always dissolving,
concealing
and veiled 20
you also strive for me
now by game,
a lost shirt
I guiltily take because of you.


3.Sors salutis
et virtutis
mihi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria;
hac in hora
sine mora
cordis pulsum tangite,
quod per sortem
sternit fortem
mecum omnes plangite.


Often my health 25
and my virtue
are now contrary for me,
affected
and defective
always in torment; 30
In this hour
without delay
take the pulse of my heart,
which through fate,
she overthrows my strength: 35
weep all of you with me.

A theological question...

If there should be just one God and that God wants all people on Earth to believe in them. Why doesn't that God make it more obvious in its Existence?

Sure faith is all well and good, but I just don't buy into it.

I mean everyone has their own opinion on the matter, so obviously most everyone has to be wrong.

That would mean only a select few people really know.

What kind of a God would segregate people from each other?

Religion is so, confusing to me.

What about empirical truth? What about cold hard facts?

Why can't their be an easy answer?

Sticking the shoe in the mouth...

I am going to from now on, attempt to, keep myself out of any and all possible matters involving people other than myself...

Everyone can do anything they want to...

There, you happy...

I'll shut up now...

Bye...

Quitting Cold Turkey

It is going to be difficult, but I think I can do it.

And no I don't smoke or drink or anything like that.

Friday, December 09, 2005

So, I really need a lock on my door

Okay, so day before last, or maybe it was yesterday, my memory sucks...anyway a certain person, BARGES in to the apartment.

Subsequentlty and for a reason I will not understand this person barges into my room. Of course first UNLOCKING it. As it was locked, with the little thing the door has. However it is not a real lock.

Anyway, to quote what I told someone else: "Well, lets just say I was in a compromising state and am thankful I had a blanket."

That is really the best way to put it. Read into that what you will.
Either way, I seriously need a good damn lock. That is just wrong.

Do you ever wish...

...that sometimes people would just hurry up and get over themselves?

Or more importantly, decide what they really want. After all that is what is really most important.

Look at it like this. If you are a citizen of a foreign country and have deul citizenship with another country. You have to at some point visit both countries. However, after a while that kind of gets tedious. You could have a home set up in the first country and just a small apartment in the other. Lots of friends in the one country and a few in the other. Of course you are probably enjoying yourself being able to move around from place to place see new things. At some point you are tired of carrying all that baggage back and forth from country to country and you want to settle down. Do you do it where you spend the greater half of your or the lesser half of your year?

One poor man's two cents (Canadian).
=B=

A little bit sickening

If you don't like the 8 songs below, sorry. I do.

Also check out the link in the title, it is kind of funny.

+b+

You'll see, oh yeah

I ain't complainin'
But I'd sure like to find me
A true, fine love
Someone another
That's as sweet as your mother
A true, fine love

Cause the time is right
For walking in the moonlight
I have suddenly found I'm ready to settle down
So come on get your rocks off
I'm gonna knock your socks off

You'll see, oh yeah
So come on pretty baby
We're going to raise a family

There'll be no hesitatin'
Cause I'm so tired of waitin'
For a true, fine love
Someone another
Like a sister or brother
A true, fine love

Cause the time is right
For walking in the moonlight
I have suddenly found I'm ready to settle down
So come on get your rocks off
I'm gonna knock your socks off

You'll see, oh yeah
So come on pretty baby
We gonna raise a family

Well I ain't complainin'
But I'd sure like to find me
A true, fine love
Someone another
That's as sweet as your mother
A true, fine love

Cause the time is right
For walking in the moonlight
I have suddenly found I'm ready to settle down
We'll have a boy for you, we'll have a girl for me
Come on baby raise a family

So come on get your socks off
I'm gonna knock your rocks off

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Moments SO Dear
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure - Measure A Year?
In Daylights - In Sunsets
In Midnights - In Cups Of Coffee
In Inches - In Miles
In Laughter - In Strife

In - Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure
A Year In The Life

How About Loooooooove?
How About Loooooooove?
How About Loooooooove?
Measure In Love

Seasons Of Love
Seasons Of Love

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Journeys To Plan

Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand
Six Hundred Minutes
How Do You Measure The Life
Of A Woman Or A Man?

In Truths That She Learned
Or In Times That He Cried
In Bridges He Burned
Or The Way That She Died

It's Time Now - To Sing Out
Tho' The Story Never Ends
Let's Celebrate
Remember A Year In The Life Of Friends

Remember The Loooooooove
Remember The Loooooooove
Remember The Loooooooove
Measure In Love

Measure, Measure Your Life In Love

ohhhhh!!!!
Seasons Of Love...
Seasons Of Love

They say I'm goin' crazy

Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?

(He works hard)

Everyday - I try and I try and I try -
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

The time is right to put my arms around you

Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream I'm dancing right beside you
And it looked like everyone was having fun
the kind of feeling I've waited so long

Don't stop come a little closer
As we jam the rythm gets stronger
There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun
We were dancing all night long

The time is right to put my arms around you
You're feeling right
You wrap your arms around too
But suddenly I feel the shining sun
Before I knew it this dream was all gone

Ooh I don't know what to do
About this dream and you
I wish this dream comes true

Ooh I don't know what to do
About this dream and you
We'll make this dream come true

Why don't you play the game ?
Why don't you play the game ?

All you need

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

You're my everlasting groove

We had a million of days
I know that our time has run out
You?re my everlasting groove
Forget the past for the time to come
In all our thoughts and we will meet again
Never leave me out here in the cold
I sing for my never-ending dream

Love in december
I will always remember
Our summer with passion, a fatal attraction
Colours are fading like the leaves in november
What?s left of the magic ?

We had a million of days
I know that our time has run out.
You?re my everlasting groove
Forget the past for the time to come
In all our thoughts and we will meet again
Never leave me out here in the cold
I sing for my never-ending dream

Love in december
I will always remember
Our summer with passion, a fatal attraction
Colours are fading like the leaves in november
What?s left of the magic we felt in the springtime ?

Cause there?s a place in the world I know
Where I?d rather would be
In the fairy-tales of love
Where everthing has a happy end
I would my friend in fantasia-land
We could be together all the time
My dear in the fairytales of love

Love in december...

For a moment a touch could feel
Like a vision of an angel
Has our love and desire disappeared forever ?
-mmm
Always longing to have you near
Feel the power and the passion
Feel me slipping from your hands
Please break my fall

Love in december...

Love in december...

Love in december...

She

She
May be the face I can't forget
A trace of pleasure or regret
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay
She may be the song that summer sings
May be the chill that autumn brings
May be a hundred tearful things
Within the measure of the day.

She
May be the beauty or the beast
May be the famine or the feast
May turn each day into heaven or a hell
She may be the mirror of my dreams
A smile reflected in a stream
She may not be what she may seem
Inside a shell

She who always seems so happy in a crowd
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud
No one's allowed to see them when they cry
She may be the love that can and hope to last
May come to me from shadows of the past
That I remember till the day I die

She
May be the reason I survive
The why and where for I'm alive
The one I'll care for through the rough and rainy years
Me I'll take her laughter and her tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For where she goes I got to be
The meaning of my life is

She, she, she

I feel good

Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you

Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you

{ sax, two licks to bridge }

When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
and when I hold you in my arms
My love won't do you no harm

and I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you

{ sax, two licks to bridge }

When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
and when I hold you in my arms
My love can't do me no harm

and I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, well I got you

Whoa!
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
--

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Imagine... It's easy if you try,

Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

John Lennon, (October 9, 1940 ? December 8, 1980),

In the late afternoon of December 8, 1980, in New York City, deranged fan Mark David Chapman met Lennon as he left for the recording studio and got his copy of Double Fantasy autographed; the event of Lennon signing one of his last autographs was caught by a photographer who witnessed this goodwill gesture. Chapman remained in the vicinity of The Dakota for most of the day as a fireworks demonstration in nearby Central Park distracted the doorman and passers-by.

In my book...

being bipolar is not an excuse for pretending to have a bomb, especially if you di said thing on near or around airplanes. SERIOUSLY!!!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Pardon my language...

...but the weather, for tomorrow, seems to be going from piss cold to Witch's tit
Tyler, TX WeatherBrisk and colder with increasing amounts of sunshine.
Winds from the NNW at 12 mph.
High: 36° F
RealFeel: 27° F
Tyler, TX WeatherThursday Night: Clear and quite cold.
Winds from the N at 4 mph.
Low: 19° F
RealFeel: 22° F

Tell me that isn't cold. However it keeps changing so we'll see...

Always look on the bright side of life.

Everyone. The most depressing Christmas cartoon ever is called Peace of Earth, though on some tapes or television networks it may be called Good will to men. Either way it is quite depressing and kind of funny.

However it is very good.

If you know me and want to watch I suggest you come on over and I will watch and you can watch. Everyone else, FIND IT YOURSELF!!

=B=

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Cold Weather

Wednesday, Dec 7[Details/AccuPOP]
Tyler, TX WeatherCloudy and chilly; a chance for a rain or snow shower in the a.m.,
then snow or flurries possible.
Winds from the NE at 9 mph.
High: 42� F
RealFeel: 38� F
Tyler, TX WeatherWednesday Night: A rain and snow shower possible in the evening;
otherwise, mostly cloudy and very cold.
Winds from the N at 10 mph.
Low: 28� F
RealFeel: 20� F
Thursday, Dec 8[Details/AccuPOP]
Tyler, TX WeatherClouds giving way to a brightening sky and chilly.
Winds from the N at 15 mph.
High: 43� F
RealFeel: 33� F
Tyler, TX WeatherThursday Night: Mainly clear and very cold.
Winds from the NNE at 10 mph.
Low: 22� F
RealFeel: 15� F

We will have fun both of these days.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Pong Creator Loves Nintendo Controller

(If you can't read German, I apologize for the link in the title)

Apperantly at the 2005 Digital Interactive Entertainment Conference Nolan Bushnell Creator of Pong said he LOVED the Nintendo Revolution Controller.

"The 3D Controller from Nintendo is a very good idea. If one looks at today's controllers with their triangles, crosses, squares and circles, that is uncanny. That is like a keyboard. Humans are interface Phobish."

(Rough translation, but basically what he said).

Seven Seas Of Rhye

Fear me you lords and lady preachers
I descend upon your earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine
The seven seas of Rhye

Can you hear me you peers and privy councillors
I stand before you naked to the eyes
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
I swear that you'll be mine
At the seven seas of Rhye

Sister I live and lie for you
Mister do and I'll die
You are mine I possess you
Belong to you forever

Storm the master marathon I'll fly through
By flash and thunder fire I'll survive
I'll survive I'll survive
Then I'll defy the laws of nature
And come out alive

Begone with you you shod and shady senators
Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries
I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours
And with a smile
I'll take you to the seven seas of Rhye

This is my favorite Queen Song. Not so much for the lyrics, but the music.
So Good.
Also in case you are wondering I prefer the one from Queen II as that is the one that actually had lyrics. The one from Queen I is good to listen to, but not the same. Though still good.

Because

Because the world is round it turns me on
Because the world is round...aaaaaahhhhhh

Because the wind is high it blows my mind
Because the wind is high......aaaaaaaahhhh

Love is all, love is new
Love is all, love is you

Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry
Because the sky is blue.......aaaaaaaahhhh

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh....

Sure, this may not seem like that good of a song, but it is. It is...
Now imagine if you will, in a tribute album this was sung by Alice Cooper.
Now that, that is cool....

Sunday, December 04, 2005

San Fransisco is doing well

How 'bout that?

All right, sure they are behind right now, as I write this, but they have a chance and they CAN do it.

Somethings are probably better kept to oneself

Seriously, lets see...

Hmmm......

Yeah, why? I dunno, but um well, can't take it back.

=Me=

It is still 2005 Right?

In April 2008, Spike TV will become the first broadcast network in the U.S. to air all six Star Wars movies on the same network, including holding premiere broadcast rights to Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Spike TV beat out NBC Universal and Turner Broadcasting for the lucrative deal (worth up to $80 million, although most of the two network systems had previously aired some or all of the Original Trilogy films).

So I was reading this on Spike TVs Wikipedia Page.

HOW, WHY?

3 Years?

=Ben=

Saturday, December 03, 2005

I'll admit it

I like Christmas...

Texas V. Col

Okay, now if you are watching the game. Seriously 70 - 3

They just need to call this game and NOW

No reason to even have a Fourth Quarter.

Colorado should get their Bus ready and just leave at the end of the quarter...

Friday, December 02, 2005

Ass hattery 101

1) Bend down forward until face meets crotch
2) Arch back even more until crown of head reaches rectum
3) Vigorously push head into rectum. If possible until bridge of nose meets your anus.
4) Smile, you're an ass hat now.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Coughing up a lung there boss

It gets worse and worse as time goes on. I hope I get better by the weekend, the last thing I want to do is spend all my time in bed.

I am sorry for hi-jacking the blog, with my illness, but I have nothing else to talk about.

I don't have a clue

I'm so very tired. It's almost all the time now.