So losers, today is Halloween.
My costume - I am wearing a surgical mask and have a sign around my neck stating:
I HAVE SARS
Seriously though this is just a costume, lets not get carried away.
I will assume that someone will get carried away and assume I am being serious. Sometimes asshats don't know the difference between a good joke and reality.
Anyway, take a lot of candy from strangers. Also try not to get run over if you dressed up as an invisible pedestrian.